May 2013
aesthetic-dissonance:
sagihairius:
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
kushangel:
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
abcdefghijk-lee:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
“That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just...”
– Pulp Fiction (1994 (via sadexistences)
drunktrophywife:
being a girl is really fucking expensive
